somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades
guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay
May your GPA rise due to clerical error.
this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades
I got 15.0 out of 2.0 points a while ago (i think my teacher meant to give me 1.50 but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
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i’ve realized something terrible
i didn’t want to know this existed
this is, unequivocally, the worst post you have CURSED this site with
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Two women talking about a transwoman using women’s restroom.
Lady A: He is in there only to peep on women.
Lady B: Were you there to peep on other women?
Lady A: No.
Lady B: Neither was she.
Lady A: She is a he!
Lady B: Are you a he?
Lady A: No.
Lady B: Neither is she.
Lady A: But he has a penis!
Lady B: Have you seen her penis?
Lady A: Yes!
Lady B: Then I firmly believe you are the one who did the peeping.
oooOOOOOoOOOHHHHhhH SSssHHhIIITTtT
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I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.
It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away
Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)
So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage
And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”
Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady
waking up to gay pizza makers, today’s gonna be a good day
a family pizzeria can be two lesbians and a window lady
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There is either a cowboy in your house or there isn’t and you have to deal with that
……..what does this mean
It means you just have to deal with that
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